Good morning, beautiful people. I received another 21 day meditation challenge from Deepak Chopra and Oprah Winfrey. I looked at it as I always do, and I thought to myself, “Dear god, aren’t these people rich enough? Don’t they have any shame?” If they want the world to sing in perfect harmony, then why in the hell don’t they just give that stuff away, those ubiquitous gems of bliss they boldly steal from our collective consciousness? I’m sorry, but this cannot be expressed any other way. This is why I have always felt Chopra is a fraud and Oprah? She doesn’t know what she is doing half the time. She is as high as a kite all the time, according to my sources at National Inquirer. I don’t want to judge. I must judge. If you agree, buy the world a Coke. Namaste.
Of course, you may not want to buy the world a Coke. Who can blame you? This planet is all cranked up on Coca Cola. Her mind is squash, her pipes are ruined, and all of her hair has fallen out. Perhaps you may wish to treat the world to a Dr. Pepper? Because, after all, I’m a Pepper, she’s a Pepper, he’s a Pepper, they’re a Pepper, wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper too? Drink Dr. Pepper. Be a Dr. Pepper. Drink Dr. Pepper. Be a Dr. Pepper.