REUTERS: THIS JUST IN: PROVINCETOWN, MASS: In a shocking turn of civil discourse, unknown suspects of the Second Court (The MET’S second court), along with glue-sniffer KKK Irish Go Brough Sunnyside CIA Hippie Yypes with fuck yp identitoies, , this lovely (albeit obnoxious) parrot has been reduced to just a small section of its former habitat. To be exact, the courtyard and fifth-floor roof of 48-25 46th Street, Woodside, Queens, NYC, NY.
There are an estimated three left but the Bronx Zoo is leading the way in bringing this gorgeous nut eating bird back from the brink of extinction. (They think.) I happen to know two of specimens (Tony and Angelo) are naturally homosexual males. Neither one shows any interest in conversion therapy, nor does Milissa, the third specimen. She shows no interest in Tony or Angelo but has a thing for a female Blissful Nut Cracker Squawker hand puppet called Ellen.
Researchers are enthralled. That very fact bodes well for the species. Researchers world wide believe that gay parents are the only parents worthy and smart enough, overflowing with enlightened compassion to save the universe. Good luck with that. If I had my druthers, I would nuke the planet into sense. I don’t though. I would never do such a thing. Perry Mason and Alfred Hitchcock make life worth living.
The Vegetarian Option: Woodside Cafe, Must-Eat Nepali in Queens (newyork.seriouseats.com)
LIRR Queens Elevator Damaged by Too Much Urine: MTA (nbcnewyork.com)
Honey Workshop (kirstenhogle.wordpress.com)
LIRR President: Woodside Station Elevator Has ‘Vertical Urinal Problem’ (newyork.cbslocal.com)
The Multilingual Parrot (uniquedaily.com)
Parrot has to wear a JUMPER after eating his own feathers (mirror.co.uk)
First-Ever Footage of Africa’s Most Endangered Parrot Feeding in High Canopy… (newswatch.nationalgeographic.com)
World Parrot Refuge opens in Coombs, B.C. (metronews.ca)
Save the Woodsider Blue Headed Yellow Belly Bliss Street Squawker Parrot (planetlobster.wordpress.com)