OPINIONS FROM AROUND THE WORLD: SUNDAY JANUARY 28, 2016:
AUTHOR’S NOTE: My mother taught me that if I cannot say anything nice, tell the truth. So I decided to collect the leading Sunday News opinions from around the world on this day, Sunday, the 19th day of April, 2015.
FROM THE SALT LAKE CITY TRIBUNE: “DONALD TRUMP, BILLIONAIRE BIGOT of NYC, a pudgy fxxx, is an ignoramus whose entire thrust; his inner & outer expression of himself is like half priced Spam spread on potato bread left out in the sun for a week in springtime.”
FROM THE DALLAS, TEXAS YODELER PRESS: “His mind (sick) is as moldy as the fungus covering decomposing slimed bodies of fly-lava infused gulf coast British Petroleum genetically thrashed mutant jellyfish. Poor jellyfish are much maligned here. They could never smell quite as bad as THE DONALD; BILLIONAIRE SOCIALIST CONSERVATIVE BOMBSHELL BLOND, the imbecile.”
FROM THE LONDON DAILY NEWS: “Great UK minds imagine that if DONALD DUCK TRUMP (sick) were poked with a dull butter knife, we would hear one long awful sound that could quite possibly do in less than one minute what Exxon Oil & Mustard Gas International took 10 years to do to our cobalt orb lingering on the edge of biospheric oblivion.”
FROM MOSCOW’S PRAVDA: “There are dangers to incest & in-bred spawning despite its widely embraced appeal to many US of A socialist republicans. Here in Russia, we are quite used to inbred morons calling the shots. From the Pacific coast to the dead marshlands of Florida’s Everglade killing fields, there are more carcasses of truth in shallow graves then there are in our very own KREMLIN Port-o-Potties where PUTIN’S assassination victims lie heaped top upon top of each other, ad infinitum.”
FROM THE TIMES of INDIA: “MS. TRUMP is willing to go to war with Iran to prevent nuclear weapons from reaching their hands. That is great news for just about everyone on this planet. GO TRUMP, GO! You just go and send us a postcard. You don’t have brothers or sisters or know anyone who has fought and died in any war so shut your f—— stupid mouth, you miserable freak”
FROM THE WASHINGTON POST: “REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE & SLUM LORD DONALD TRUMP of NYC is such a simple minded, pudgy brained ignoramus, it is a marvel he has a job at all. Now he wants a job with wonderful perks; free cable & drugs, whores half price, CIA & FBI hand jobs on demand. His brain dead followers believe he has the stuff it takes to be president. I would not let this man lick my dirty, bare foot pedal pushers after a night of prancing through the dung of mad diarrhetic cows out of fear I might catch hoof and mouth disease of which this TRAMP fellow is a carrier of.” (ACCORDING TO THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER)
FROM SCIENTOLOGY TODAY: AMERICA, “What the hell is wrong with you? Is it in the in-bred thing? The Satanic Notion Gazette says with typical antichrist authority, “There are a few other men, like Senator Ted Cruz & Paul Rand & Jeb Bush (sick) who have equal merit to be in office but far less merit than any partially dead marginally decomposed stuffed skunk. I ask you AMERICA, “What’s going on? What’s going on here. What the hell is going on? What’s wrong with y’all?”
BILLBOARD along HIGHWAY to HELL near TALLAHASSEE, FLA:
If masturbation is your vocation, vote TRUMP (NY-REPUBLICAN) 2016 for PRESIDENT. Where’s there’s an ass there’s usually an asshole.
NOTE: Collected opinions courtesy of THE SISTERS of PERPETUAL INDULGENCE.